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Interests meme

Posted on 2010.02.10 at 02:05
Ganked from [info]raja815!

Comment on this post. I will choose seven interests from your profile and you will explain what they mean and why you are interested in them. Post this along with your answers in your own journal so that others can play along.

( My seven choices and their explanations... )
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Roy/Shou. Whiskey and wine.

Fic - "Wine and Dine"

Posted on 2010.02.10 at 00:49
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Title: Wine and Dine
Author: [info]colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Roy Mustang, Shou Tucker. Fullmetal Alchemist [first anime series].
Word Count: 1,072
Rating: PG
Summary: Shou invites Roy to dinner.
Warnings: Hint of slash.
Notes: Another installment in the Whiskey and Wine series, centered on the Roy/Shou pairing. I love writing about these two!

( If you're not busy tonight, I'd like to thank you properly. )
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Roy. Uneasy distance.

Fic - "Glory Days"

Posted on 2010.02.09 at 02:16
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Title:  Glory Days
Author: [info]colonel_bastard
Character/Fandom: Roy Mustang, Maes Hughes. Fullmetal Alchemist.
Rating:  NC-17
Word Count:  1,632
Summary:  "Third door from the left," Maes clicks his teeth.  "Worth the wait."
Warnings:  Oral sex, bodily fluids, psychological damage.
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me, and I make no capitol benefit from this.
Notes:  It's an Academy fic!  I've had this punchline in my head for a while now.  It might be a bit contrived, but I just loved the idea and couldn't help myself.  Have fun!

( Like most of the boys waiting in line, Roy has his hand in his pants. )
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Roy. Despair.

Fic - "Burnout"

Posted on 2010.02.07 at 14:37
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Title:  Burnout
Author:  [info]colonel_bastard 
Character/Fandom: Roy Mustang, Jean Havoc, Riza Hawkeye, appearances by the rest of the EHQ crew. Fullmetal Alchemist.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,756
Summary:  Sometimes Havoc wishes he could tell him to take a break.
Warnings:  THE spoiler for episode 25/chapter 15. Swearing.
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me, and I make no capitol benefit from this.
Notes:  Written at the insistence of [info]raja815 , whose request was simple:  "Write a fic where Roy faints."  So here it is, complete with a Havoc-slanted POV, just for you. 

( Mustang looks like shit. )
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Ishbal. BRB.

Fic - "Words of the Warrior"

Posted on 2010.02.04 at 13:49
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Title:  Words of the Warrior
Author:  [info]colonel_bastard  
Character/Fandom:  Scar. Fullmetal Alchemist [manga].
Rating: PG-13
Word Count:  2,046
Summary:  To fall is to give satisfaction to my enemy, and my enemy must not be satisfied. 
Warnings:  Gore, pain.
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me, and I make no capitol benefit from this.
Notes:   Spoilers for/set in the middle of chapter 61.  I was reading about survival mantras and decided I really wanted to write one for Scar.  This one is inspired by the Bene Gesserit "litany against fear" from Dune.  My prayer is called "words of the warrior" and would be taught to all Ishbalans as a mantra designed to create strength and focus. 

( Blood. Everywhere. Mouth, eyes, hands. )
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Roy. Oh yeah?

Fic - "Unspoken"

Posted on 2010.02.02 at 02:27
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Title:  Unspoken
Author:  [info]colonel_bastard  
Character/Fandom: Roy Mustang, Jean Havoc, mentions of Maes Hughes. Fullmetal Alchemist.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,106
Summary:  He will not be the one to ruin it all with poetry and prose.
Warnings: Slash, brief violent imagery.
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me, and I make no capitol benefit from this.
Notes:  I had an Ingrid Michaelson song on repeat on my iPod.  It fit Roy so perfectly that I wrote this in tribute.  Also, Hughes kind of comes off as a jerk here, be warned.  Enjoy!

( Sometimes he almost says it out loud. )
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Roy/Shou. Whiskey and wine.

Fic - "Affairs of State"

Posted on 2010.01.29 at 02:59
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Title:  Affairs of State
Author:  [info]colonel_bastard 
Characters/Fandom: Roy Mustang, Shou Tucker. Fullmetal Alchemist [first anime series].
Word Count:  1062
Rating: PG
Summary: A promise kept.
Warnings:  Hint of slash.
Notes: The second fic in the Whiskey and Wine series, centered on the Roy/Shou pairing.

( If there's one good thing to be said about Bradley's big State dinners, it's that there's always plenty to drink. )
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Roy/Shou. Whiskey and wine.

Fic - "Sympathy for the Devil"

Posted on 2010.01.29 at 02:44
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Title: Sympathy for the Devil
Author: [info]colonel_bastard  
Characters/Fandom:  Roy Mustang, Shou Tucker.  Fullmetal Alchemist [first anime series].
Word Count: 500
Rating: PG
Summary: Some men don't handle pressure well.
Warnings: Bodily fluids.
Notes: Takes place immediately after Tucker has presented the chimera that would earn him the rank of State Alchemist.  Originally written for the prompt 'Lend' at [info]fma_fic_contest , this became the first in a series called Whiskey and Wine, a collection of fics about the Roy/Shou pairing.  It's become a pet project of mine, and this is the fic that started it all!  Enjoy.

( Against his better judgment, he tracks the sound to an alley. )
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Maes/Roy. Devotion.

Fic - "Attention"

Posted on 2009.12.27 at 20:46
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Title: Attention
Author:  [info]colonel_bastard 
Character/Fandom: Roy Mustang, Maes Hughes. Fullmetal Alchemist.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count:  1,156
Summary:  Maes helps Roy stand at attention.  
Warnings: Slash, sexual situations. 
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me, and I make no capitol benefit from this.
Notes:  Happy Birthday, [info]chiharu_octavia!  I've been meaning to write this one for a while.  Unfortunately, the Deathless Itch is inspired by true events. 

( A drop of sweat oozes down Roy's back and he considers it a blessing. )
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Jean/Roy. Body and soul.

Fic - "An Education"

Posted on 2009.12.25 at 17:18
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Title:  An Education
Author:  [info]colonel_bastard 
Character/Fandom: Roy Mustang, Jean Havoc. Fullmetal Alchemist.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count:  2,692
Summary:  Roy takes it upon himself to teach Havoc a thing or two about the art of seduction. 
Warnings:  Slash.  
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me, and I make no capitol benefit from this.
Notes:  Merry Christmas, [info]raja815!  

( Second Lieutenant Havoc, please stay after hours tonight. )
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Tim Roth. Cranky smoke.

Fic - "The Cold, Hard Truth"

Posted on 2009.12.16 at 01:15
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Title: The Cold, Hard Truth
Author: [info]colonel_bastard
Character/Fandom: Roy Mustang. Fullmetal Alchemist.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Summary: He's lying.
Warnings: spoilers for manga chapter 102. Nastiness.
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me, and I make no capitol benefit from this.
Author's Notes: Hey, [info]raja815 , sorry to clog your flist with one more "omg chapter 102" fic, but you'll like this one, I promise. It's a little drabble treat, just for you.

( His liar's instinct takes over. )
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Ginko/Adashino. Pure and rare.

Fic - "A Thousand Words"

Posted on 2009.12.15 at 02:32
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Title: A Thousand Words
Author: [info]colonel_bastard
Character/Fandom: Ginko, Adashino. Mushi-Shi.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,000
Summary: One moment created by two beings, pure and rare.
Warnings: Slash.
Disclaimer: Mushi-Shi does not belong to me, and I make no capitol benefit from this.
Author's Notes: I can't draw fanart that matches this series, so here's ten drabbles--- if you flip the logic, a thousand words are equal to one picture! I love this pairing. They're a good fit for drabbles, better glimpsed rather than studied. This is a series of moments between them, put in a loose chronological order.

( He sees the dear house and the dear one sipping tea on the porch. )
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Ginko/Adashino. Pure and rare.

Fic - "Cyclopean Utopia"

Posted on 2009.12.06 at 19:03
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Title: Cyclopean Utopia
Author: [info]colonel_bastard
Character/Fandom: Ginko, Adashino. Mushi-Shi.
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: They're going to rule the world.
Warnings: Ambiguity.
Disclaimer: Mushi-Shi does not belong to me, and I make no capitol benefit from this.
Author's Notes: A quickie drabble, as a spontaneous celebration of my newfound love for Mushi-Shi.

( Adashino yawns. )
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Jean/Roy. Body and soul.

Fic - "Cold"

Posted on 2009.12.06 at 01:13
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Title: Cold
Author: [info]colonel_bastard
Character/Fandom: Roy Mustang, Jean Havoc. Fullmetal Alchemist.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,605
Summary: The cold makes Roy nervous.
Warnings: Slash, drunkenness, some violence.
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me, and I make no capitol benefit from this.
Author's Notes: Written for a story exchange with [info]raja815 . We swapped our OTPs, picked a prompt of "Snow," and used a random word generator for the bonus prompt, "Ruby." I wrote this, and she wrote the amazing Shaming the Devil.

( Havoc's advanced degree of drunkenness does not match the limited amount of eggnog he's consumed. )
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Nikolai/Kirill. You make me laugh.

Fic - "Drive"

Posted on 2009.12.05 at 18:38
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Title: Drive
Author: [info]colonel_bastard
Character/Fandom: Nikolai, Kirill. Eastern Promises.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,432
Summary: Nikolai waits for Kirill to make the first move.
Warnings: Slash, language. Some sexy blood.
Disclaimer: Eastern Promises does not belong to me, and I make no capitol benefit from this.
Author's Notes: I wrote this over a year ago, but it's still very dear to me and I always meant to post it. Special thanks to [info]eve_n_furter for motivating me! This fic is set in the final moments of the film, after the riverside scene but before the glimpse-of-the-future denouement. Additional spoilery notes after the cut.

( Nikolai is just the driver. Who is he to say no? )

cross-posted to [info]easternpromises and [info]epslash.
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Jean/Roy. Body and soul.

Fic - "Proxy"

Posted on 2009.11.23 at 12:25
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Title: Proxy
Author: [info]colonel_bastard
Character/Fandom: Roy Mustang, Madame Christmas, Jean Havoc. Fullmetal Alchemist.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,440
Warnings: Slash, sexual imagery. No real spoilers.
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist is © Hiromu Arakawa. I will make no capitol benefit from this.
Author's Notes: For [info]raja815 , with love.

( Chris sees the stricken look in his eyes and slides him a whiskey without saying a word. )
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Jean/Roy. Body and soul.

Fic - "Time and Tide"

Posted on 2009.10.26 at 23:38
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Title: Time and Tide
Author: [info]colonel_bastard
Character/Fandom: Jean Havoc, Roy Mustang, and Maes Hughes. Fullmetal Alchemist.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,418
Warnings: Slash, sexual imagery. No real spoilers.
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist is © Hiromu Arakawa. I will make no capitol benefit from this.
Author's Notes: My first real stab at writing the Roy/Havoc pairing, and it ended up Havoc-centric and in second-person POV. Written for [info]raja815 --- a gift for my dear lieutenant. I hope I do them justice.

( You can see it even now. )
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Jean/Roy. Body and soul.

Fic - "Lock and Key"

Posted on 2009.10.15 at 02:08
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Title: Lock and Key
Author: [info]colonel_bastard
Character/Fandom: Roy Mustang and Jean Havoc. Fullmetal Alchemist.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 395
Warnings: Slash.
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist is © Hiromu Arakawa. I will make no capitol benefit from this.
Author's Notes: Written as part of a mutual 15-minute fic challenge with [info]raja815 --- she wrote my pairing of choice (Roy/Maes), and I wrote hers (Roy/Havoc). Our self-selected prompt was "First Kiss," and then we went to [info]15_minute_fic to get our word: shape. I wrote this, and she wrote All Apologies.

( Some would say it's a matter of taste. )
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Maes/Roy. Devotion.

Fic - "Oasis"

Posted on 2009.09.29 at 02:28
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Title: Oasis
Author: [info]colonel_bastard
Character/Fandom: Roy Mustang and Maes Hughes. Fullmetal Alchemist, manga-verse.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Slash, sexual imagery.
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist is © Hiromu Arakawa. I will make no capitol benefit from this.
Author's Notes: This was supposed to be part of a larger fic, but I liked it so much on its own that I tightened it into a drabble. Ishbal flashback. Written for [info]raja815 --- this is about as saucy as I get!

( Just for one night. )
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Drowsy Chaperone. Squee!

And there it is!

Posted on 2009.08.21 at 00:47
Current Mood: pleased
Well, would you look at that! Somewhere in my youth or childhood I must have done something good, because I took first place on my first try! Here's the lovely banner they made for me---




Isn't that just great?  I feel like a million bucks.  Thanks so much to [info]raja815  for getting me involved!


___the colonel.
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